you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Randomize