yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
God, I missed his penis.
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