I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
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You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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