just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
