YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
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i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
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It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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