just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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