He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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