Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
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im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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