elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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