Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
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he was CRYING into my vagina
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
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I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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