For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
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Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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