Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
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I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
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I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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