I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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