forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Randomize
