woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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