I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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