Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
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I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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