I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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