They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
You can't just leave with hair like that
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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