was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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