Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
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so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
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We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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