? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
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Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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