Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
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Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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