Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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