it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Did I show you my penis last night?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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