i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Randomize
