I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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