my mouth tastes like poor choices
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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