Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
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there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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