I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
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Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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