So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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