she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
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i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
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The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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