the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
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