Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
MIDGETS
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She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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