I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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