So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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