That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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