We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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