That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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