i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
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