there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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