He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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