Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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