D3 body, D1 cock
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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