I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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