i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
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I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
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whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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