Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
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his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
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I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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