We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
We got so high we made milksteak
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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