Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
My bed smells like the plague
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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