Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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