So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Just cropdusted the office
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
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You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
tell me about the fingering
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