i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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