I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
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Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
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